1 00:00:21,618 --> 00:00:25,781 Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves. 2 00:00:25,955 --> 00:00:29,892 Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence... 3 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:33,188 ... a quasi-government agency, the Men in Black... 4 00:00:33,364 --> 00:00:36,697 ... supposedly carries out operations here on Earth... 5 00:00:36,866 --> 00:00:40,963 ... in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. 6 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:44,630 Here is one of their stories that "never happened"... 7 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:49,005 ... from one of their files that doesn't exist. 8 00:00:49,612 --> 00:00:53,777 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet... 9 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:59,183 ... in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Serleena. 10 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:03,592 Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring with them their greatest treasure: 11 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:07,988 The Light of Zartha, a cosmic force so powerful... 12 00:01:08,164 --> 00:01:12,693 ... that in the wrong hands it could lead to the annihilation of Zartha. 13 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:16,604 The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna, beseeched the Men in Black... 14 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:19,140 ... to hide the Light from Serleena. 15 00:01:19,643 --> 00:01:21,610 But they had no choice. 16 00:01:21,779 --> 00:01:25,271 Intervention would have meant the destruction of the Earth. 17 00:01:26,649 --> 00:01:31,747 However, in an act of galactic bravery, the Men in Black subdued Serleena... 18 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:34,151 ... allowing the Zarthans to escape... 19 00:01:34,324 --> 00:01:37,987 ... so they might hide the Light on another planet. 20 00:01:39,128 --> 00:01:43,792 Serleena, released from her captors, vowed that the Light would be hers... 21 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:48,869 ... and that she would destroy any planet that stood in her way. 22 00:01:50,074 --> 00:01:52,838 And so, never knowing what happened... 23 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:58,208 ... the people of Earth were saved by a secret society of protectors... 24 00:01:58,381 --> 00:02:01,441 ... known as the Men in Black. 25 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:42,481 Harvey! 26 00:03:43,587 --> 00:03:46,111 Harvey, get over here! 27 00:03:46,589 --> 00:03:48,784 Harvey. Heel, heel! 28 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:51,189 You're barking at the moon, moron. 29 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,123 Harvey. Harvey! 30 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,248 Hey, pretty lady. 31 00:05:57,186 --> 00:05:58,882 You taste good. 32 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,322 Hey, what the--? 33 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,832 Yeah, you too. 34 00:07:00,883 --> 00:07:03,351 Nothing fancy, no heroics. By the book. 35 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,986 Got it. Hey! 36 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:08,455 Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy? 37 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:12,584 - We were wondering why you're here. - The man's talking to you. 38 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:17,024 You know our arrangements. Stay in the E, F and R subway lines... 39 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,633 ... and you get all the garbage you want. 40 00:07:19,803 --> 00:07:22,567 What the hell are you doing here, worm boy? 41 00:07:22,738 --> 00:07:23,727 Tee. 42 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,671 Jeff... . 43 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:28,036 Excuse my partner. He's new and he's... 44 00:07:29,246 --> 00:07:34,250 ... kind of stupid. 45 00:07:41,892 --> 00:07:44,861 You getting big, Jeff. Boy, what you been eating? 46 00:07:49,032 --> 00:07:50,829 You like jokes, huh? 47 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:54,996 Jeffrey! 48 00:08:02,077 --> 00:08:03,306 All right. 49 00:08:04,781 --> 00:08:06,611 Sweet dreams, big boy. 50 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,209 Sweet dreams... 51 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,425 ... big boy. 52 00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:52,357 Transit authority. Move to the forward car. 53 00:08:52,528 --> 00:08:55,123 We got a bug in the electrical system. 54 00:08:57,166 --> 00:09:02,229 People! We got a bug in the electrical system! 55 00:09:06,075 --> 00:09:07,771 Now y'all running? 56 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:09,638 No, no, no! Sit down! 57 00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:11,781 It's only a 600-foot worm. 58 00:09:15,051 --> 00:09:19,112 - Everybody out. - Put the hammer down on this thing. 59 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:22,747 I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater. I decide what happens. 60 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,554 You decide? Okay, come here. Come here. 61 00:09:25,729 --> 00:09:27,787 Larry? That's my man, Jeff. 62 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:35,297 - Larry just made a decision. - Larry need to take his ass in there. 63 00:09:42,811 --> 00:09:45,280 Don't make me do this, Jeff! 64 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:12,937 Eighty-first Street. 65 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,138 Just a second. 66 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:22,315 May I have your attention, please? 67 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:25,719 We thank you for participating in our drill. 68 00:10:25,888 --> 00:10:28,949 Had this been an emergency, you'd have been eaten. 69 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:31,685 Because you don't listen. You're ignorant. 70 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:36,025 How a man gonna bash through--? That's the problem with New Yorkers. 71 00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:39,828 "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" 72 00:10:40,003 --> 00:10:44,200 I ask you nice, "Move to the next car. " You just sit there like-- 73 00:10:46,142 --> 00:10:47,802 Thank you for participating. 74 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:51,879 Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller, energy-efficient subway cars. 75 00:10:52,349 --> 00:10:55,442 Watch your step. You will have a nice evening. 76 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:02,617 I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West. 77 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:05,282 Revoke Jeff's movement privileges. 78 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:08,295 Have him escorted to the Chamber Street station. 79 00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:13,425 And please check the expiration date on the unipod worm tranquilizers. 80 00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:19,604 Sorry, fellas. Station closed. 81 00:11:19,908 --> 00:11:24,141 - Emergency drill. For your safety. - Do you believe these putzes? 82 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,238 You're welcome. 83 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,160 I know, by the book. 84 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:47,792 Tee, when was the last time we just looked at the stars? 85 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,963 This is a test. I can do this. 86 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:55,969 Ever feel like you're alone in the universe? 87 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:57,636 Yes. 88 00:11:59,648 --> 00:12:01,276 No. 89 00:12:03,552 --> 00:12:06,579 - Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie. - Really? 90 00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:08,551 Thanks. 91 00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:12,089 Hey, you're not alone in the universe. 92 00:12:12,262 --> 00:12:14,456 - Remove the arm. - Okay. 93 00:12:15,431 --> 00:12:15,464 Please, shut up, Charlie. 94 00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:20,469 Please, shut up, Charlie. 95 00:12:20,536 --> 00:12:23,335 I'm tired of you constantly talking behind my back. 96 00:12:25,108 --> 00:12:28,975 You meet a girl. She's into it. The best line you come up with is: 97 00:12:29,144 --> 00:12:33,275 "Wanna come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad?" 98 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:37,108 - Who are you and how'd you get in here? - You like egg salad? 99 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:41,788 Serleena! 100 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:45,189 Why didn't you say it was you? 101 00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:48,555 - Where's the Light? - Here's the deal. 102 00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,098 You're looking for this Light. We found it. 103 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:55,566 You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill. Here's how it'll work. First-- 104 00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:58,674 Where is the Light? 105 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:07,946 We couldn't find it, but we found a guy who might know where it is. 106 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:11,177 He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street. 107 00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:16,323 Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot. 108 00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:25,495 - Good pie. - Yeah. 109 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:28,493 Crowded. 110 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:30,434 Well, they got good pie. 111 00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:37,243 What is wrong with you? 112 00:13:37,412 --> 00:13:39,608 - You're gonna neuralyze me. - No, I'm not. 113 00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:42,343 You took me here so I wouldn't make a scene. 114 00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,315 You making a scene. 115 00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:48,354 Let me ask you a question. Why did you join MiB? 116 00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:52,051 Six years in the Marines. I like the action. Protect the planet. 117 00:13:52,228 --> 00:13:55,527 You like being a hero? You joined the wrong organization. 118 00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:59,690 - You ever heard of James Edwards? - No. 119 00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:03,867 Well, he saved the lives of 85 people on the subway tonight. 120 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,065 No one knows he exists. 121 00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:11,479 And if no one knows he exists, how can anyone ever love him? 122 00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:17,480 Hey, how long we been partners? 123 00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:20,623 - Feb 1. - Five months, three days. 124 00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:23,485 - Started at noon. - Nine hours. 125 00:14:30,532 --> 00:14:33,001 Get married. Have a bunch of kids. 126 00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:35,163 Okay. 127 00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:43,435 Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot. 128 00:14:48,785 --> 00:14:49,773 Here it is. 129 00:14:51,387 --> 00:14:52,854 I don't know what to say. 130 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,956 Years from now, you know what people'll say? 131 00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:59,458 - "Employee" is misspelled? - They charge by the letter. 132 00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:03,758 They'll say, "lmagine that. Big shot like her used to work here. " 133 00:15:03,932 --> 00:15:05,331 - Ben-- - You deserve it. 134 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:08,628 Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement. 135 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,204 Hey, Bruno. 136 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:18,738 Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha. 137 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:22,282 - Whoever you are, don't hurt me. - Where's the Light, Ben? 138 00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:25,887 I don't know what you're talking about. Let me down, ma'am. 139 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,147 I want to report a robbery-- 140 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:37,224 There. 141 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,061 Noise. 142 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,036 Kitchen! 143 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,134 You idiots see anything? 144 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:51,336 Wind blew the door open. 145 00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:53,983 Nothing out of the ordinary. 146 00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:57,478 For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. 147 00:15:57,653 --> 00:16:00,589 But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here. 148 00:16:00,757 --> 00:16:02,485 What are you talking about? 149 00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:05,184 I'm running out of time. Where's the Light? 150 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,158 - I don't know what you mean. - Listen, Zarthan. 151 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,891 You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. 152 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:14,594 Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours. 153 00:16:14,771 --> 00:16:17,330 You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight... 154 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:21,033 ... the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. 155 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,474 Sorry you made the trip for nothing. 156 00:16:33,756 --> 00:16:36,315 Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not. 157 00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:38,892 He said third planet. It's here, you idiot. 158 00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:42,758 - Third Rock from the Sun. - I never got that till now. 159 00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:47,133 It's on Earth, and I know who's gonna tell me where it is. 160 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,623 - Don't you ever go home? - Nope. 161 00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:17,594 I see you neuralyzed another partner. 162 00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:26,835 Bee, Dee, when you use a fission carbonizer... 163 00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:30,740 ... attach a de-atomizer so it doesn't sound like a cannon. 164 00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:35,212 Hey, get some booties on them things. You're crapping up the floor. 165 00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,019 Check his visa. 166 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:44,353 The Cephalopods have been making counterfeits at Kinko's on Canal. 167 00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:49,794 And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph going through passport control? 168 00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:54,130 That'd be my fault. I'm very sorry. Please don't neuralyze me, sir. 169 00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:57,829 - What the hell's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, sir. 170 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,902 Good work in the subway. 171 00:18:03,078 --> 00:18:06,980 - I remember Jeff when he was yea high. - What you got for me? 172 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,448 Look. See those guys in black suits? 173 00:18:09,619 --> 00:18:12,679 - They work here. We got it covered. - Zed, what you got? 174 00:18:12,854 --> 00:18:17,086 Dedication's one thing, but this job will eat you up and spit you out. 175 00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:20,229 You want to look like me when you hit 50... 176 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,555 ... ish? 177 00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:25,662 I'll be in the gym if you need me. 178 00:18:26,302 --> 00:18:29,669 All right, there was a killing earlier. 177 Spring. 179 00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,135 Alien-on-alien. 180 00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:33,832 Take Tee with you and make a report. 181 00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:35,710 Tee. Right. 182 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:40,716 Tee. Right. 183 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:45,777 You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel. 184 00:18:45,954 --> 00:18:48,184 He was crying in the middle of the diner. 185 00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:49,881 I hate that. 186 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,688 And plus, you can't count Elle. 187 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:55,796 She wanted to go back to the morgue. I helped her. 188 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:58,865 - You need a partner. - I'm cool. 189 00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:01,159 I'll be his partner. 190 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:05,029 Jay, wait up. I appreciate the shot, man. 191 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,402 - Thought I'd never get out. - Lose the suit. 192 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,771 Sure thing. Just going for the look. 193 00:19:09,946 --> 00:19:12,642 But if I say so myself, I find it slimming. 194 00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:15,442 Not that I've had problems with the ladies. 195 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:17,210 When you get down to-- 196 00:19:17,385 --> 00:19:19,114 Nice sled, very swank. 197 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:21,414 Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives. 198 00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,210 Frank! 199 00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:48,709 Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there. 200 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,249 Got it. 201 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,691 Frank! 202 00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:00,929 My money? It's missionary. 203 00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:04,156 I was in the Bowery, and I meet this Great Dane. 204 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,596 A little thick in the body, but pretty. 205 00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:09,863 That's just not appealing to me, man. Seriously. 206 00:20:10,038 --> 00:20:12,336 I say we do the good cop, bad cop thing. 207 00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:15,067 You interrogate the witness and I growl. 208 00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:19,476 How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up? 209 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:22,015 You got it, partner. Total silence. 210 00:20:22,184 --> 00:20:25,517 Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me. 211 00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:27,846 What do we got? 212 00:20:30,593 --> 00:20:33,460 - What do we got? - There's residue on the wall. 213 00:20:33,629 --> 00:20:38,531 - We sent samples to Em for analysis. - Hey,0% body fat. 214 00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:42,965 - Funny. - Witness? 215 00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:45,465 Girl. Saw everything. 216 00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:48,207 She's taking it well. 217 00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:52,540 I won't answer any more questions. I want to know what happened here. 218 00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:55,008 - I'll handle this one. - You got it. 219 00:20:55,183 --> 00:20:58,550 Alone. A talking dog might be a bit much for her now. 220 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,779 What do you want me to do? 221 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,149 Sniff around. 222 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:05,249 What? 223 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,886 Funny. 224 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:09,530 Take a deep breath. Everything is all right. 225 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,826 What part is she supposed to feel all right about? 226 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:17,595 I'm Agent Jay. 227 00:21:17,773 --> 00:21:19,263 Tell me what you saw. 228 00:21:19,441 --> 00:21:21,967 - A two-headed guy and a woman. - Caucasian? 229 00:21:22,143 --> 00:21:25,135 Gray, with tentacles that she used to rip-- 230 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:26,372 His skin off. 231 00:21:26,548 --> 00:21:31,851 It's not skin. It's protoplasma polymer similar to the gum in baseball cards. 232 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,581 - What was the last thing you ate? - Calzone. 233 00:21:34,757 --> 00:21:35,883 - What time? - Lunch. 234 00:21:36,057 --> 00:21:38,423 - Spinach? - Mushroom. 235 00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:40,853 You need pie. 236 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:40,962 They kept asking Ben about a light. 237 00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:45,968 They kept asking Ben about a light. 238 00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:48,425 You okay? 239 00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:51,902 An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished... 240 00:21:52,074 --> 00:21:54,668 ... because of a woman with weird fingers... 241 00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:57,539 ... and a two-headed guy with a cannoli's IQ. 242 00:21:57,712 --> 00:22:00,374 So yeah, everything's okay. 243 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:05,681 When we're kids, before we're taught how to think... 244 00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:09,188 ... our hearts tell us there is something else out there. 245 00:22:09,357 --> 00:22:14,260 I know what I saw. Tell me what I'm supposed to believe. 246 00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:25,033 I'm a member of a secret organization that monitors alien activity on Earth. 247 00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:27,402 Ben was an alien. So were his killers. 248 00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:31,568 I don't know why they did it, but I promise I'm gonna find out. 249 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:34,815 Okay. 250 00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:37,741 - Okay? - Okay. 251 00:22:39,154 --> 00:22:40,587 Okay. 252 00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:48,659 - I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to-- - Kill me. 253 00:22:48,831 --> 00:22:50,354 No! 254 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:54,469 Just a little flash and everything goes back the way it was. 255 00:22:54,903 --> 00:22:58,237 After you flash me... 256 00:22:58,406 --> 00:23:00,841 ... if I see you again, will I know it's you? 257 00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:03,035 I'll see you. 258 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,443 But you won't see me. 259 00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:09,674 Must be hard. 260 00:23:09,852 --> 00:23:11,751 Must be very lonely. 261 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:28,525 Excuse me. 262 00:23:29,872 --> 00:23:32,863 - I gotta go. - What about the flashy thing? 263 00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:36,671 I'll flash you some other time. 264 00:23:54,462 --> 00:23:56,090 What? 265 00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:06,140 - Did you tell the girl you love her? - She's a witness to a crime. That's it. 266 00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:10,404 You're attracted. She's not my species, and I'm attracted. 267 00:24:10,578 --> 00:24:14,537 I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass? 268 00:24:14,717 --> 00:24:18,744 Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it. 269 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:36,802 Hey, Jay, wait up. 270 00:24:36,971 --> 00:24:39,998 Coming through. MiB brass. Look sharp. 271 00:24:40,175 --> 00:24:44,112 I'm Agent Eff, Jay's new partner. Who are you eyeballing? 272 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:46,544 Frank, just cool out, dog. 273 00:24:48,316 --> 00:24:49,874 - Got kids? - No. 274 00:24:50,052 --> 00:24:51,518 Want them? 275 00:24:54,722 --> 00:24:56,690 Get him off me! 276 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:07,729 - Talk to me. - lt's Kylothian, class C. 277 00:25:07,902 --> 00:25:08,892 Serleena. 278 00:25:09,071 --> 00:25:11,402 - Serleena. Old girlfriend? - She wishes. 279 00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:14,269 The perps were looking for the Light of-- 280 00:25:14,442 --> 00:25:16,104 - Zartha. - Yeah, what is it? 281 00:25:16,277 --> 00:25:18,746 This makes no sense. It's not on Earth. 282 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:22,179 - We took care of this a long time ago. - Obviously not. 283 00:25:22,351 --> 00:25:24,375 That is very bad news. 284 00:25:24,553 --> 00:25:28,249 The Zarthans came to Earth to hide the Light from Serleena. 285 00:25:28,423 --> 00:25:31,915 - We don't do that. - Right. I ordered it off the planet. 286 00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:33,720 Well, Zed... . 287 00:25:33,895 --> 00:25:38,333 I got a Kylothian class C in my park. Are you sure this Light isn't here? 288 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:42,095 Positive. I gave the order. My best agent carried it out. 289 00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:44,831 - lt's as if I gave it to you. - Ask the agent. 290 00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:46,098 - Can't. - Dead? 291 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:49,438 Sort of. He works at the post office. 292 00:25:50,613 --> 00:25:51,738 No. 293 00:25:51,913 --> 00:25:54,575 If Serleena gets to Kay before we do, he's dead. 294 00:25:54,749 --> 00:25:57,776 The Earth's very existence may rest on what Kay knows. 295 00:25:57,952 --> 00:26:00,421 Too bad you wiped out his memory of it. 296 00:26:00,588 --> 00:26:02,078 Bring him in. 297 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:03,447 Now. 298 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:07,687 How cool is this? Going to get Kay. The legend, the go-to guy. 299 00:26:07,863 --> 00:26:10,388 The guy who taught you everything. 300 00:26:10,565 --> 00:26:15,196 - The greatest agent in MiB history! - Frank! Stop talking. 301 00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:20,305 Stay. 302 00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:23,069 Listen, partner. I may look like a dog... 303 00:26:23,245 --> 00:26:25,712 ... but I only play one here on Earth. 304 00:26:26,081 --> 00:26:28,548 - Whatever. Wipe your mouth. - Hey, babe. 305 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:38,222 People of Truro, may I kindly have your attention? 306 00:26:38,393 --> 00:26:40,827 To facilitate your shipping needs... 307 00:26:40,996 --> 00:26:43,658 ... all packages must be properly wrapped. 308 00:26:43,832 --> 00:26:47,700 This one is an example of "go home and do it again. " 309 00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:50,668 I think you know what I mean, Mrs. Vigushin. 310 00:26:50,838 --> 00:26:55,708 Brown paper and triple-twist twine are the preferred media. 311 00:26:55,877 --> 00:26:57,606 Thank you for your time. 312 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:01,710 - Kay. - C. Express mail, two-day air. 313 00:27:03,652 --> 00:27:04,777 Kevin. 314 00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:09,684 Kevin. That's funny. You don't have a "Kevin"... . 315 00:27:12,428 --> 00:27:14,658 You don't remember. We worked together. 316 00:27:14,829 --> 00:27:18,925 I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick? 317 00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:20,728 Straight to the point. 318 00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:25,701 You were an agent of an organization that monitors aliens on Earth. 319 00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:29,934 We're the Men in Black. We have a situation. We need your help. 320 00:27:30,112 --> 00:27:33,843 There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac. 321 00:27:34,016 --> 00:27:35,983 - Next. - Excuse me. 322 00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:38,543 - Twenty Rugrats stamps. - Elizabeth. 323 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,020 The Postal Service hasn't kept up with today's youth, but we have... 324 00:27:43,191 --> 00:27:45,854 ... Berlin airlift stamps. Opera legends? 325 00:27:46,027 --> 00:27:48,997 American Samoa? Amish quilts. 326 00:27:49,163 --> 00:27:51,893 I'm sorry, got a world to save here. 327 00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,293 There was no coma. It was a cover. 328 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,267 - Who are you? - Who are you? 329 00:27:57,439 --> 00:28:01,738 The postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave. 330 00:28:04,646 --> 00:28:06,113 - ls that decaf? - Sorry. 331 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,646 We have a breach. Cordon off this area. 332 00:28:08,816 --> 00:28:11,808 Full perimeter wipe-down, right here, right now. 333 00:28:11,987 --> 00:28:16,390 Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. 334 00:28:16,557 --> 00:28:19,720 Listen to yourself, Kay. Who talks like that? 335 00:29:15,718 --> 00:29:18,585 Why do you think you're so comfortable here? 336 00:29:20,154 --> 00:29:23,988 Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien. 337 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:33,691 No smoking. 338 00:29:42,611 --> 00:29:43,737 Kay. 339 00:29:44,046 --> 00:29:47,674 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a room. 340 00:29:47,850 --> 00:29:49,340 You're nothing special. 341 00:29:49,517 --> 00:29:52,419 When you look at the stars, you get a feeling... 342 00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:54,578 ... like you don't know who you are. 343 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:58,385 Like you know more about out there than you do down here. 344 00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:03,155 That's why she left you, Kay. That's why your wife left you. 345 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:06,998 Okay, I'll tell you what. 346 00:30:07,169 --> 00:30:11,071 You want to know who you really are, take a ride with me. 347 00:30:11,239 --> 00:30:15,107 If not, people are waiting for their TV Guides. 348 00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:19,769 Think he'll bite? 349 00:30:25,687 --> 00:30:29,418 I'm just going for a ride. If things don't add up, it's hasta luego. 350 00:30:29,591 --> 00:30:31,149 Hey, Kay. 351 00:30:32,494 --> 00:30:34,758 How's it hanging? 352 00:30:49,076 --> 00:30:50,908 Good to see you, Kay. 353 00:30:51,078 --> 00:30:54,139 Good to see you too, whoever you are. 354 00:30:55,517 --> 00:30:59,715 Well, let's see what you got here, chief. 355 00:31:10,164 --> 00:31:12,462 Welcome back, Agent Kay. 356 00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:14,998 Agent Kay. 357 00:31:15,604 --> 00:31:17,730 Greetings, Kay. 358 00:31:19,874 --> 00:31:21,206 Wow, look who's back. 359 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,936 I don't mean to bother you-- You're Agent Kay! 360 00:31:24,112 --> 00:31:27,275 - That's what they tell me. - This is an honor. Agent Gee. 361 00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:29,917 The most respected agent in MiB history. 362 00:31:30,085 --> 00:31:32,575 The most feared human in the universe. 363 00:31:32,754 --> 00:31:35,722 Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee? 364 00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:38,553 - Black, two sugars, if you're going. - An honor. 365 00:31:38,727 --> 00:31:42,094 - Yeah, I'll take a-- My man? - Good to see you, Kay. 366 00:31:43,765 --> 00:31:45,163 How'd it go? 367 00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:47,802 The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed. 368 00:31:47,969 --> 00:31:48,959 Good work. 369 00:31:49,136 --> 00:31:52,469 What about that position you promised me in Men in Black? 370 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:56,076 Still working on the alien affirmative action program. 371 00:31:56,245 --> 00:31:58,508 That's not what you promised me. 372 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,773 - You're breaking up. - Zed? Hello? 373 00:32:00,949 --> 00:32:04,544 - I'll call you back. - I could be Agent Em. Zed, you-- 374 00:32:05,286 --> 00:32:10,054 I think Earth might be in a bad way. You're the only one that could save it. 375 00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:13,318 - Well, neither rain, sleet, snow... . - Good man. 376 00:32:13,495 --> 00:32:17,396 Get him armed and up to speed and over to deneuralyzation. 377 00:32:18,566 --> 00:32:19,692 - Frank? - Yeah? 378 00:32:19,902 --> 00:32:22,836 I'm gonna need them together on this one. 379 00:32:23,337 --> 00:32:26,967 I need an assistant. It's not field work, but you get dental. 380 00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:28,632 Dental? 381 00:32:31,179 --> 00:32:33,114 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room. 382 00:32:33,114 --> 00:32:35,584 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room. 383 00:32:35,584 --> 00:32:37,085 What's this? 384 00:32:38,353 --> 00:32:41,219 All is lost! All is lost! 385 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:43,848 Don't touch that! 386 00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:46,692 I didn't do anything. 387 00:32:46,862 --> 00:32:50,025 Hands in your pockets. 388 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,602 Your favorite weapon. 389 00:33:04,379 --> 00:33:06,642 - That? - Yep. 390 00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:09,241 - Let's go put it on. - What? 391 00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:11,749 The last suit you'll ever wear. 392 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,478 Again. 393 00:33:20,594 --> 00:33:21,925 The deneuralyzer. 394 00:33:23,498 --> 00:33:26,557 Magneto-energy will surge through your brain... 395 00:33:26,735 --> 00:33:31,331 ... unlocking information that could hold the key to Earth's very survival. 396 00:33:31,506 --> 00:33:34,168 Okay. What's that thing? 397 00:33:35,544 --> 00:33:37,568 The deneuralyzer. 398 00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:49,046 Welcome to planet Earth. There are some rules and regulations. 399 00:33:49,223 --> 00:33:50,623 Go out only at night. 400 00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:55,024 If you must go out during the daylight, only the East Village. 401 00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,991 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 402 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,141 Name and planet of origin? 403 00:34:08,309 --> 00:34:12,041 Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn. Kaluth system. 404 00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:17,074 - Any fruits or vegetables? - Yeah, two heads of cabbage. 405 00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:18,240 Reason for visit? 406 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:21,947 Education. I want to learn how to be an underwear model. 407 00:34:22,124 --> 00:34:24,853 They told me I've got real potential. 408 00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:29,193 Help! Heart attack! 409 00:34:30,432 --> 00:34:31,865 Clear! 410 00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:35,126 Wake up, champ! 411 00:34:40,342 --> 00:34:43,833 - Oh, jeez. - Lockdown. Code 101. 412 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,713 Lockdown. 413 00:34:47,615 --> 00:34:50,244 This is not good. This is not good. 414 00:34:56,925 --> 00:34:59,916 - Breach! We're being flushed. - Flushed? 415 00:35:00,494 --> 00:35:03,623 - Ever been to a water park? - I don't know. 416 00:35:37,465 --> 00:35:38,796 Flushed. 417 00:35:40,267 --> 00:35:44,398 Yeah, man, back when you was an agent, you loved getting flushed. 418 00:35:44,572 --> 00:35:49,168 Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me. " 419 00:35:49,344 --> 00:35:51,072 I'd be like, "No. " 420 00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:54,204 You can't quit on me. 421 00:35:54,382 --> 00:35:57,282 I save the world, you tell me why I stare at the stars. 422 00:35:57,452 --> 00:35:59,010 Cool. 423 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,291 - Hop in. - Hop in what? 424 00:36:09,164 --> 00:36:10,688 Does that come standard? 425 00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:14,996 It came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over. 426 00:36:17,505 --> 00:36:22,409 I could rule this place with the right set of mammary glands. 427 00:36:22,777 --> 00:36:24,335 Trapped like rats... 428 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:26,137 ... in a Chia Pet. 429 00:36:26,313 --> 00:36:28,907 Computer, surveillance MiB. 430 00:36:33,688 --> 00:36:35,519 MiB's locked down. 431 00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:41,220 Computer, magnify. Times 10. 432 00:36:42,363 --> 00:36:44,264 Communicator. Frank. 433 00:36:44,532 --> 00:36:46,865 - Jay, where are you? - We got flushed. 434 00:36:47,034 --> 00:36:49,195 - MiB's code 101. - Yeah, who did it? 435 00:36:49,371 --> 00:36:52,340 Some hot-looking biker chick. Want me to tail her? 436 00:36:52,507 --> 00:36:57,376 - Stay where you are. I'll be in touch. - Stay where I am. Easy for you to say. 437 00:36:57,545 --> 00:36:58,945 - Find Kay? - Neuralyzed. 438 00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:01,742 - Not active. Civilian. - What? 439 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:02,941 - He was-- - Here. 440 00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:04,449 - To get-- - Deneuralyzed. 441 00:37:04,619 --> 00:37:09,146 - Memory's shot. But we'll find him. - Don't put anything in our ears. 442 00:37:10,124 --> 00:37:11,113 What? 443 00:37:11,293 --> 00:37:14,751 What do you make of that? Found it in my pocket. Weird, huh? 444 00:37:14,929 --> 00:37:17,659 - Yeah, a smile. - ls that the only deneuralyzer? 445 00:37:17,831 --> 00:37:20,766 Officially. The plans leaked out on the Internet. 446 00:37:20,936 --> 00:37:22,927 Computer, Internet. 447 00:37:23,103 --> 00:37:24,934 Deneuralyzer. 448 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:30,978 Perfect. It's an old friend. 449 00:37:38,753 --> 00:37:40,778 Jay, ain't seen you in a while. 450 00:37:40,956 --> 00:37:43,686 Did you peep that drop-top thing out front? 451 00:37:43,858 --> 00:37:45,985 My business is banging, dog. 452 00:37:46,494 --> 00:37:49,860 You gotta check out the website. It's Jeebsie dot-- 453 00:37:50,097 --> 00:37:52,123 Okay, whoa. He's retired, right? 454 00:37:52,566 --> 00:37:54,329 We need the deneuralyzer. 455 00:37:54,501 --> 00:37:57,835 - You're kidding. - The meter's running, Jeebs. 456 00:38:00,242 --> 00:38:02,472 Do you remember me? 457 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:05,103 Can't say I do. I'm good with faces. 458 00:38:05,713 --> 00:38:07,409 I think I'd remember that. 459 00:38:08,617 --> 00:38:10,675 The great Kay's a neutral. 460 00:38:10,851 --> 00:38:15,152 You're between me and my memories. Do you have this deneuralyzer or not? 461 00:38:15,322 --> 00:38:16,653 No. 462 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,282 Fresh out. 463 00:38:20,528 --> 00:38:22,188 Can't help you. 464 00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:25,789 Don't got it. 465 00:38:34,476 --> 00:38:38,378 Even if I did, if it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off. 466 00:38:38,545 --> 00:38:42,572 If it does, I've brought back Kay, who, for fun, blows my head off. 467 00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:44,650 So, what's my incentive? 468 00:38:45,019 --> 00:38:49,150 Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs next to the snow blowers. 469 00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:55,891 Alien prisoners released, armed and ready for your orders. 470 00:38:56,063 --> 00:38:59,499 Prisoners of MiB, the scum of the universe. 471 00:38:59,934 --> 00:39:01,525 Now it's the scum's turn. 472 00:39:01,702 --> 00:39:04,137 I'm in a jam, so I'll make this simple. 473 00:39:04,572 --> 00:39:08,007 I need the Light of Zartha, and Kay knows where it is. 474 00:39:08,175 --> 00:39:10,507 Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth. 475 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:13,978 Find a deneuralyzer. They want his memory back. 476 00:39:14,148 --> 00:39:15,979 Check. 477 00:39:16,650 --> 00:39:18,175 Now. 478 00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:23,557 Jarra, good to see you. 479 00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:29,429 Okay, that should do it. 480 00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:33,965 If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures. 481 00:39:34,135 --> 00:39:36,659 Keep your hands inside the vehicle. 482 00:39:36,838 --> 00:39:39,932 lf, during the ride, you become disoriented... 483 00:39:40,108 --> 00:39:42,769 ... there's nothing we can do about it. 484 00:39:44,244 --> 00:39:46,679 Have you removed all your jewelry? 485 00:39:48,282 --> 00:39:50,682 - Are you allergic to shellfish? - Jeebs! 486 00:39:50,851 --> 00:39:53,650 Right, then! Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 487 00:40:00,195 --> 00:40:01,628 Have you used this? 488 00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:05,595 I used it to make some hot-air popcorn. That's about it. 489 00:40:05,766 --> 00:40:08,702 Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n! 490 00:41:03,891 --> 00:41:05,324 Perfect. 491 00:41:19,007 --> 00:41:21,066 - You're back. - No. 492 00:41:21,242 --> 00:41:24,438 - How'd you know his head grows back? - lt grows back? 493 00:41:26,947 --> 00:41:30,849 Real nice. Okay, that's the last time I help out a friend. 494 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,811 - Kay, you remember anything? - Goodbye. 495 00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:37,548 - Kay! - Kay, wait! 496 00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:41,920 I never got the updated software. Still working off the 6.0. 497 00:41:42,095 --> 00:41:44,030 Your brain needs to reboot. 498 00:41:45,266 --> 00:41:46,597 Give it a minute. 499 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:48,166 Kay! 500 00:41:48,436 --> 00:41:51,706 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry. I hope it won't affect our friendship. 501 00:41:51,706 --> 00:41:53,697 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry. I hope it won't affect our friendship. 502 00:41:53,874 --> 00:41:58,403 All those years of loyalty and trust, respect for one another. 503 00:42:00,849 --> 00:42:02,146 Right over there! 504 00:42:03,684 --> 00:42:06,153 - Where's Kay? - He's not here! He went-- 505 00:42:06,353 --> 00:42:09,686 Kay's retired. I'm his trigger-happy replacement. 506 00:42:09,858 --> 00:42:13,418 Right in the pie hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right. 507 00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:16,063 - Lower your weapon. - No. 508 00:42:21,568 --> 00:42:24,094 Jay, how are you, boo-boo? 509 00:42:24,271 --> 00:42:26,934 - These guys really need Kay. - He's a neutral. 510 00:42:27,108 --> 00:42:30,771 - Tell me something we don't know. - Yeah, tell me something-- 511 00:42:30,945 --> 00:42:32,537 I am so sorry. 512 00:42:32,713 --> 00:42:34,704 - God bless you. - Thank you. 513 00:42:35,983 --> 00:42:40,010 If I don't bring Kay back to MiB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. 514 00:42:40,188 --> 00:42:42,246 - Now, where is he? - Where is who? 515 00:42:42,423 --> 00:42:44,983 You don't look too good. 516 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:47,592 Yeah, and you look like crap. 517 00:42:50,398 --> 00:42:53,264 I take that back. He look like crap. 518 00:42:55,869 --> 00:42:57,769 - Bend him! - Bend him. 519 00:42:57,938 --> 00:42:59,804 Wait, don't bend him. 520 00:43:37,579 --> 00:43:39,376 Damn decent of you. 521 00:43:39,947 --> 00:43:41,244 Don't mention it. 522 00:44:02,103 --> 00:44:04,900 - I'm gonna be sick. - You don't wanna do that. 523 00:44:05,072 --> 00:44:09,099 - Fellas, I think he's telling the truth. - Then he's no good to us. 524 00:44:11,445 --> 00:44:14,438 - Didn't I teach you anything, kid? - Pineal eye! 525 00:44:17,017 --> 00:44:18,713 Go for the mosh tendrils! 526 00:44:22,789 --> 00:44:24,791 Kay, he's a ball-chinnian. 527 00:44:29,197 --> 00:44:31,722 - You were in a tight spot. - I handled it. 528 00:44:31,898 --> 00:44:34,697 - You need a partner. - I had one. Job got too tough. 529 00:44:34,869 --> 00:44:37,200 I'm back. You got some dust on your coat. 530 00:44:37,371 --> 00:44:39,237 So you got your memory back. 531 00:44:39,407 --> 00:44:41,874 - What the hell is going on? - Don't know. 532 00:44:42,043 --> 00:44:44,510 - The Light of Zartha? - Never heard of it. 533 00:44:44,679 --> 00:44:45,702 Cool. 534 00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:51,382 You don't remember the Light of Zartha? 535 00:44:51,552 --> 00:44:54,248 Must've neuralyzed myself to keep it from myself. 536 00:44:54,421 --> 00:44:57,686 - Good plan. What you doing? - I do the driving. 537 00:44:57,858 --> 00:44:59,849 - Wait, no. Whoa. - I remember that. 538 00:45:00,028 --> 00:45:03,963 What you remember is you used to drive that old, busted jawn. 539 00:45:04,132 --> 00:45:07,191 I drive the new hotness. 540 00:45:07,367 --> 00:45:10,996 Old and busted, new hotness. 541 00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:22,039 Old busted hotness. 542 00:45:22,416 --> 00:45:25,112 - Serleena, please. - Been a long time, Zed. 543 00:45:25,286 --> 00:45:28,914 I'm just touched you remembered me. Makes me fuzzy all over. 544 00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:32,423 Never forget a pretty whatever you are. 545 00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:36,356 Zed? 546 00:45:36,731 --> 00:45:38,391 Zed? Look at you. 547 00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:41,557 Twenty-five years, and you're still such a looker. 548 00:45:41,735 --> 00:45:43,465 Cut out the meat and dairy. 549 00:45:43,637 --> 00:45:47,438 And you, still a pile of squirmy crap in a different wrapper. 550 00:45:47,775 --> 00:45:51,438 So feisty. Look, we both need the same thing. 551 00:45:54,347 --> 00:45:55,871 Bring him in. 552 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:57,642 Don't think so. 553 00:45:57,818 --> 00:46:01,778 What about the Light's secret? If it's not off Earth by midnight... 554 00:46:01,956 --> 00:46:05,391 ... it self-destructs, annihilating your little planet. 555 00:46:05,559 --> 00:46:09,427 I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning. 556 00:46:09,831 --> 00:46:13,789 You don't want the Light on Earth any more than I do. 557 00:46:16,403 --> 00:46:18,099 All right, Serleena. 558 00:46:19,373 --> 00:46:21,237 You win. 559 00:46:22,844 --> 00:46:26,177 Zed? Is that you? I could be Agent Em. 560 00:46:26,546 --> 00:46:27,979 Zed. Hello? 561 00:46:38,492 --> 00:46:40,552 So feisty. 562 00:46:45,032 --> 00:46:48,695 Fastest way back to MiB, you take this right on 39th. 563 00:46:48,869 --> 00:46:50,427 Right here. Right. 564 00:46:52,606 --> 00:46:54,369 Next right on 37th. 565 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:57,010 Right here. Right! 566 00:46:57,345 --> 00:46:58,903 We're not going back. 567 00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:04,142 Headquarters has been breached, man. We need to peel caps and split wigs. 568 00:47:04,318 --> 00:47:05,945 Not ready. 569 00:47:06,387 --> 00:47:09,845 Look, you've been out for five years. That's a long time. 570 00:47:10,023 --> 00:47:13,117 I understand you're scared. I'm a little scared too. 571 00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:15,353 - I'm not scared. - Me neither. 572 00:47:15,929 --> 00:47:18,329 I just thought we was bonding. 573 00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:23,262 You're acting like a rookie. Splitting wigs and stepping on caps. 574 00:47:23,436 --> 00:47:27,532 - No wonder Zed brought me back. - He did it because you messed up. 575 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:30,403 Your attitude makes for a stressful environment. 576 00:47:30,577 --> 00:47:34,639 Tell it to the hand. Stressful is what we got back at MiB. 577 00:47:34,816 --> 00:47:39,412 Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB in order to lure me back. 578 00:47:39,586 --> 00:47:41,646 Into a trap. 579 00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,382 Which is why we can't bust in there. 580 00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:47,550 We need a plan. Where we going? Scene of the crime? 581 00:47:47,728 --> 00:47:51,925 - You're the boss. - Scene of the crime. That's a left. 582 00:47:54,402 --> 00:47:56,869 I'll contact the witness. We'll talk to her. 583 00:47:57,037 --> 00:48:00,302 Things have changed. We used to neuralyze witnesses. 584 00:48:01,641 --> 00:48:03,371 See, originally, I'd-- 585 00:48:04,378 --> 00:48:08,871 No, I was going to-- I interrogated her. 586 00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,083 - Then neuralyzed her? - What? 587 00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:10,708 - Then neuralyzed her? - What? 588 00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:16,289 MiB code 773ll-1 clearly states that all civilian personnel-- 589 00:48:17,291 --> 00:48:18,780 - Drop that weapon! - No! 590 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,552 Jay, I'm-- I'm sorry. 591 00:48:20,728 --> 00:48:23,662 No, no, I'm fine. It's my fault. 592 00:48:23,998 --> 00:48:26,465 Kay, my partner. Laura, the witness. 593 00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:27,760 Pleasure. 594 00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:33,632 Thanks for sending those agents over to keep an eye on me last night. 595 00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:35,798 MiB procedural code 594-B... 596 00:48:35,976 --> 00:48:39,139 ... states that MiB personnel shall never be used-- 597 00:48:39,313 --> 00:48:44,648 Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here. I assume the perp was over here. 598 00:48:44,818 --> 00:48:46,376 Ben. 599 00:48:46,554 --> 00:48:49,387 - Was he 5'7", thinning hair? - You knew him? 600 00:48:49,824 --> 00:48:52,054 Nope. Never seen him before in my life. 601 00:48:52,226 --> 00:48:55,126 That is a hell of a fish. 602 00:48:57,331 --> 00:48:59,128 Wait a minute. 603 00:49:04,271 --> 00:49:05,670 You left yourself clues? 604 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,900 In case I was deneuralyzed because my replacement couldn't handle it. 605 00:49:10,077 --> 00:49:14,740 If the joker that had got deneuralyzed hadn't created the situation-- 606 00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:16,246 Boys. 607 00:49:18,152 --> 00:49:21,052 All right. You pointing at something. 608 00:49:25,226 --> 00:49:26,590 Excuse me. 609 00:49:28,128 --> 00:49:29,720 The astronaut. 610 00:49:31,331 --> 00:49:32,492 Jay? 611 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:35,264 Okay, all right. He's pointing... . 612 00:49:35,436 --> 00:49:37,403 He's like... . 613 00:49:40,173 --> 00:49:41,970 Who would stack boxes like this? 614 00:49:42,142 --> 00:49:45,976 A box stacker who's not stacking boxes. He's leaving clues. 615 00:49:46,146 --> 00:49:47,637 It's an arrow. 616 00:49:51,786 --> 00:49:54,050 - Jay? - You're slowing me down, slick. 617 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,849 Whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets, right here. 618 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:02,320 Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil. 619 00:50:05,865 --> 00:50:08,231 I hope I'm not slowing you down. 620 00:50:08,836 --> 00:50:11,463 Good work, partner. Yeah. 621 00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:14,574 - We gotta figure out where it goes. - I know where. 622 00:50:14,874 --> 00:50:19,005 - No. Not yet. - MiB code 773 clearly says-- 623 00:50:19,179 --> 00:50:22,376 I know the code, but she might be important to me. 624 00:50:22,983 --> 00:50:25,474 To us. Well, for help. To help us later. 625 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,849 Well, she can't stay here. They'll be back. 626 00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:35,255 - You can stay with friends of mine. - People like you? 627 00:50:35,563 --> 00:50:36,552 Kind of. 628 00:50:36,731 --> 00:50:38,289 Jay! 629 00:50:38,465 --> 00:50:40,956 - Low bridge! - What's going on, man? 630 00:50:41,135 --> 00:50:44,400 Hey, what's happening, fellas? MiB is code 101. 631 00:50:45,005 --> 00:50:46,371 - Bad. - Very bad. 632 00:50:46,539 --> 00:50:50,601 - I need your help. This is Laura. - Laura! 633 00:50:50,778 --> 00:50:52,438 Easy, easy! 634 00:50:52,612 --> 00:50:53,601 They're worms. 635 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:57,079 Once you go worm, that's what you'll yearn. 636 00:50:57,251 --> 00:51:00,583 - That's what they say. They just: - I've dated worse. 637 00:51:01,121 --> 00:51:03,715 They're suspended for stealing from duty-free. 638 00:51:03,891 --> 00:51:06,688 - We were framed. - Zed's wormophobic. 639 00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:08,157 - Kay! - You're back! 640 00:51:08,329 --> 00:51:11,059 - They said you were dead. - We're double-parked. 641 00:51:11,231 --> 00:51:13,132 Laura's very important to me. 642 00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:17,429 To us. To the stuff-- Me and you, the stuff we're doing. 643 00:51:18,572 --> 00:51:21,563 - Keep an eye on her. - I'll keep both on her. 644 00:51:21,742 --> 00:51:22,731 No problem! 645 00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:27,742 - Why don't you sit here? - Like you got a shot. 646 00:51:27,914 --> 00:51:29,074 Hey, shut up! 647 00:51:32,253 --> 00:51:34,949 My communicator, in case you need it. 648 00:51:38,592 --> 00:51:40,219 - Nice move. - Okay. 649 00:51:42,862 --> 00:51:46,662 - Just watch out for Neeble. - Which one's Neeble? 650 00:51:49,103 --> 00:51:51,333 - Which one of y'all is Neeble? - Yo, mama! 651 00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:55,702 Him, right there. It's fine. Everything's straight. It's safe. 652 00:51:55,876 --> 00:51:57,867 Don't fall asleep. 653 00:51:59,612 --> 00:52:01,273 Twister! 654 00:52:03,284 --> 00:52:07,947 Run over your plan one more time. I'm struggling with it. 655 00:52:08,121 --> 00:52:12,023 You neuralyzed memory of the Light but left yourself clues. 656 00:52:12,193 --> 00:52:13,182 Right. 657 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,423 Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria which opens a locker at Grand Central. 658 00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:22,659 - ln the locker, we'll find another clue. - That's the plan. 659 00:52:25,106 --> 00:52:28,700 - I like to keep my enemies confused. - We're all confused. 660 00:52:30,978 --> 00:52:35,311 - Are you gonna slow me down? - Your brain's working on old software. 661 00:52:35,483 --> 00:52:37,713 Why don't you go grab us some coffee? 662 00:52:37,885 --> 00:52:41,376 Sure. How do you take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass? 663 00:52:41,554 --> 00:52:44,956 I don't know what's in there, so step back. 664 00:52:45,126 --> 00:52:48,583 Kay, for real, man. Open the damn locker. 665 00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:55,566 Kay! He's back! The light giver! 666 00:52:55,735 --> 00:52:58,226 All hail Kay! All hail Kay! 667 00:52:58,606 --> 00:53:02,474 Oh, Kay, can you see By the dawn's early light 668 00:53:02,642 --> 00:53:05,510 You are the man who would be king of the train locker. 669 00:53:05,679 --> 00:53:06,668 Praise Kay! 670 00:53:06,847 --> 00:53:11,648 Oh, good and gentle townsfolk of Locker C-18... 671 00:53:11,818 --> 00:53:15,380 - ... did I leave anything here? - Yes. The timekeeper. 672 00:53:15,556 --> 00:53:18,217 Left to illuminate our streets and hearts. 673 00:53:18,391 --> 00:53:22,851 - I've been looking everywhere for this. - Merciful one! The clock tower! 674 00:53:23,030 --> 00:53:25,760 I got y'all, it's cool. Check this out. 675 00:53:26,032 --> 00:53:29,161 Titanium case. Waterproof to over 300 meters. 676 00:53:29,936 --> 00:53:32,496 - That's banging. - Who are you, stranger? 677 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,532 Jay. 678 00:53:34,974 --> 00:53:37,170 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 679 00:53:37,610 --> 00:53:39,635 Oh, Jay, can you see 680 00:53:39,813 --> 00:53:42,873 - Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of-- - Come on. 681 00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:45,577 - Wait! The commandments! - The tablet! 682 00:53:45,753 --> 00:53:48,778 The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! 683 00:53:48,956 --> 00:53:52,983 We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world. 684 00:53:53,159 --> 00:53:56,561 Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened! 685 00:53:56,729 --> 00:53:58,391 Be kind! Rewind! 686 00:53:58,566 --> 00:54:00,396 Reconcile your past... 687 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:03,233 ... in order to move into your future! 688 00:54:03,403 --> 00:54:05,769 Two for one every Wednesday. 689 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:09,307 Give twice as much as ye receive on our most sacred of days. 690 00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:10,635 Every Wednesday. 691 00:54:10,811 --> 00:54:14,610 Large adult entertainment section in the back. 692 00:54:18,017 --> 00:54:19,575 That's just nasty. 693 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:22,684 - What's with the video card? - Don't know. 694 00:54:22,856 --> 00:54:24,345 - The watch? - A reminder. 695 00:54:24,525 --> 00:54:25,923 - Of what? - Can't remember. 696 00:54:26,092 --> 00:54:27,081 Guess. 697 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:31,027 I guess we have till midnight. 59 minutes to figure it out. 698 00:54:33,434 --> 00:54:37,563 Look. Here's an idea. Let's stop chasing butt-backwards clues... 699 00:54:37,737 --> 00:54:41,902 ... get a couple fission carbonizers and get our headquarters back. 700 00:54:42,075 --> 00:54:44,237 It's all about to make sense, kid. 701 00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,173 Is this card valid? 702 00:54:47,815 --> 00:54:51,648 - This card hasn't been used in years. - I've been away on business. 703 00:54:51,818 --> 00:54:54,150 - Billions of frequent flier miles. - Try and use them. 704 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,347 I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can get a lobster dinner for a dollar. 705 00:54:58,726 --> 00:55:04,061 The airlines black out holidays. It's a conspiracy, I'm sure, I mean-- 706 00:55:04,231 --> 00:55:06,927 Can you tell us anything about the account? 707 00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:09,267 You never checked out a tape. 708 00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:12,769 You reserved one once, but you never picked it up. 709 00:55:13,307 --> 00:55:15,740 - Newton. - There's a rat in the toilet. 710 00:55:15,909 --> 00:55:20,175 It's all stopped up. You're gonna have to pee in the sin-- 711 00:55:23,383 --> 00:55:26,353 - Still think I'm paranoid? - Yeah. 712 00:55:27,121 --> 00:55:32,581 Gentlemen, my name is Newton. I run the place. Seen any aliens lately? 713 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,992 - You need professional help. - He's getting it. It's not working. 714 00:55:37,164 --> 00:55:39,394 Okay, so, new case, huh? 715 00:55:39,566 --> 00:55:41,999 Episode 27, Light of Zartha. 716 00:55:43,537 --> 00:55:44,833 Got it. 717 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:49,237 Jarra, it's a sin they've kept a genius like you locked away. 718 00:55:49,409 --> 00:55:53,369 Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the black market. 719 00:55:53,546 --> 00:55:55,481 They're touchy about global warming. 720 00:55:55,648 --> 00:55:59,210 I need a spacecraft that can travel 300 times the speed of light. 721 00:55:59,385 --> 00:56:01,353 I'll give you whatever you want. 722 00:56:01,521 --> 00:56:04,046 - Give me Jay. We'll call it even. - Groovy. 723 00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:07,293 You've got till midnight. 724 00:56:11,465 --> 00:56:15,059 Gatbot, I got a little something special for you. 725 00:56:19,539 --> 00:56:22,338 Newton? Newton, is that you? 726 00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:24,999 Yes, Mom, I'm up here with some friends. 727 00:56:25,179 --> 00:56:26,771 I wanna have your baby. 728 00:56:26,947 --> 00:56:29,039 Would you like some mini-pizza? 729 00:56:29,983 --> 00:56:33,077 You guys want some mini-pizzas? They're good. 730 00:56:33,253 --> 00:56:36,449 They're like mini-bagels, with pizza stuff on them. 731 00:56:36,623 --> 00:56:39,420 She'll put a little fontina cheese on. 732 00:56:39,592 --> 00:56:43,552 She has palsy, so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on. 733 00:56:48,202 --> 00:56:50,329 No, thanks, we're cool. 734 00:56:50,503 --> 00:56:51,766 All right. 735 00:56:53,507 --> 00:56:54,871 Over here. 736 00:56:59,545 --> 00:57:00,876 This is it. 737 00:57:01,181 --> 00:57:03,478 Finally some hard evidence. 738 00:57:03,717 --> 00:57:07,414 Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question: 739 00:57:08,021 --> 00:57:09,784 What's up with anal probing? 740 00:57:09,956 --> 00:57:13,858 Aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our-- 741 00:57:14,027 --> 00:57:16,291 Boy, move. 742 00:57:16,463 --> 00:57:19,363 Okay. Just a question. 743 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,961 Here is one of their stories that "never happened"... 744 00:57:24,137 --> 00:57:28,005 ... from one of their files that doesn't exist. 745 00:57:29,409 --> 00:57:34,403 1978. Devastating war of Zartha had raged on for 50 years. 746 00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:36,344 Looks like Spielberg's work. 747 00:57:36,516 --> 00:57:40,418 But the Zarthans had a great treasure, the Light of Zartha. 748 00:57:40,586 --> 00:57:43,954 A source of power so awesome, it alone... 749 00:57:44,124 --> 00:57:47,719 ... could mean victory and restoration for the Zarthans... 750 00:57:47,894 --> 00:57:52,331 ... or complete annihilation, if it fell into the hands of the Kylothians. 751 00:57:52,499 --> 00:57:56,595 A group of Zarthans made the journey, led by the Keeper of the Light... 752 00:57:56,769 --> 00:57:58,237 Lauranna. 753 00:57:58,671 --> 00:58:00,764 ... Princess Lauranna. 754 00:58:01,074 --> 00:58:05,635 Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black to help her hide the Light on Earth. 755 00:58:05,813 --> 00:58:08,179 But they could not intervene. 756 00:58:08,347 --> 00:58:09,575 No. 757 00:58:10,284 --> 00:58:11,409 It was night. 758 00:58:13,619 --> 00:58:15,052 And it was raining. 759 00:58:15,722 --> 00:58:17,121 You've been very wise. 760 00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:21,853 Kay, please. If Serleena takes the Light, it's the end of our world. 761 00:58:22,496 --> 00:58:25,829 If we extend protection for the Light beyond Earth... 762 00:58:25,999 --> 00:58:29,331 ... we put Earth in jeopardy. We must remain neutral. 763 00:58:29,536 --> 00:58:32,095 - Where is it? - We're neutral, remember? 764 00:58:32,306 --> 00:58:34,501 If you want it, go get it. 765 00:58:38,744 --> 00:58:40,235 No! 766 00:59:09,376 --> 00:59:11,673 And so never knowing it happened... 767 00:59:11,845 --> 00:59:14,780 ... the people of Earth were once again saved... 768 00:59:14,947 --> 00:59:18,075 ... by a secret society of protectors-- 769 00:59:19,186 --> 00:59:20,847 I shouldn't have. 770 00:59:21,822 --> 00:59:24,255 You never sent it off the planet. 771 00:59:25,358 --> 00:59:26,791 You hid it here. 772 00:59:28,795 --> 00:59:30,193 The worm guys. 773 00:59:34,367 --> 00:59:37,166 Are you one of Newton's friends from therapy? 774 00:59:37,336 --> 00:59:41,831 - Yes, ma'am, I am. Look here, please. - Would you like some mini-pizz--? 775 00:59:42,842 --> 00:59:44,470 A neuralyz-- 776 00:59:45,512 --> 00:59:49,072 Okay, first, get some contact lenses. 777 00:59:49,249 --> 00:59:51,546 Joints look like they pick up cable. 778 00:59:51,717 --> 00:59:56,313 Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her lobster. Pay more than a dollar. 779 00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:59,789 Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia... 780 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:02,985 ... move your bum ass out of your mom's house. 781 01:00:03,162 --> 01:00:05,563 - Let's go. - Boy, you like 40 years old. 782 01:00:05,731 --> 01:00:08,030 - Agent Jay? - All right, all right. 783 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:12,193 And there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black. 784 01:00:18,412 --> 01:00:21,608 - You wanna go to Cambodia? - Yeah. 785 01:00:23,749 --> 01:00:25,148 Hey, Mom? 786 01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:27,845 Communicator, Jay. 787 01:00:28,722 --> 01:00:31,519 - Laura, it's me. - Jay, we're playing Twister. 788 01:00:31,691 --> 01:00:33,488 What's up, Jay? 789 01:00:33,659 --> 01:00:36,925 - Quit touching my butt! - I thought it was your face. 790 01:00:37,097 --> 01:00:40,123 They're good at this. They don't have spines. 791 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:43,269 They were telling me about Oprah, from Chicago. 792 01:00:43,436 --> 01:00:46,668 Maybe landed in Chicago. 793 01:00:47,307 --> 01:00:49,831 - Are you wearing a bracelet? - Yeah. 794 01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:51,068 Is it glowing? 795 01:00:56,182 --> 01:00:59,175 - lt's never done that before. - We're on our way. 796 01:00:59,353 --> 01:01:00,876 Communicator, Frank. 797 01:01:01,188 --> 01:01:06,717 Deactivate the lockdown. We're headed to the worm guys. We found the Light. 798 01:01:06,892 --> 01:01:09,623 Got it, Jay. Scrad? 799 01:01:09,795 --> 01:01:10,921 Bitch. 800 01:01:11,097 --> 01:01:12,998 Why didn't you say I love you? 801 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:17,795 - He's a dog. I don't even like him. - No, the girl. You're sweet on her. 802 01:01:17,970 --> 01:01:21,133 That's why you didn't neuralyze her. You got emotionally involved. 803 01:01:21,307 --> 01:01:25,802 - Like you did with Lauranna? - I put the entire planet in danger. 804 01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:29,244 I don't want to see you making my mistakes. 805 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:30,974 Whatever, man. 806 01:01:35,354 --> 01:01:36,583 Laura? 807 01:01:43,563 --> 01:01:44,586 Damn! 808 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:50,970 Never stood half a chance. 809 01:01:52,204 --> 01:01:53,296 Oh, boy. 810 01:01:54,407 --> 01:01:56,467 That's gonna leave a scar. 811 01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:59,675 - Where's Laura? - MiB headquarters. 812 01:01:59,845 --> 01:02:02,974 - Some dumb two-headed guy. - They got the bracelet. 813 01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:05,914 We got 39 minutes. You guys... 814 01:02:06,086 --> 01:02:08,246 ... pull yourselves together. 815 01:02:08,988 --> 01:02:10,046 Damn. 816 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,516 That's feeling better. 817 01:02:13,693 --> 01:02:16,423 - Hey, guys, wait up! - Let me grab my drink! 818 01:02:16,595 --> 01:02:18,621 Serleena has the bracelet. Why take Laura? 819 01:02:18,798 --> 01:02:19,958 She also wants me. 820 01:02:20,132 --> 01:02:23,432 - What's the book say? - We're off book. I say split some wigs. 821 01:02:23,603 --> 01:02:25,833 - We need wig-splitting weapons. - Got them. 822 01:02:31,378 --> 01:02:34,438 Paw Paw's coming to visit me. Hello, Paw Paw. 823 01:02:34,613 --> 01:02:37,606 Paw Paw and ZuZu love to see what's going on in the garden. 824 01:02:37,784 --> 01:02:41,353 Don't worry, folks. I used to live here. Came to pick up a few things. 825 01:02:41,353 --> 01:02:42,255 Don't worry, folks. I used to live here. Came to pick up a few things. 826 01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:46,358 Nice place. 827 01:02:46,358 --> 01:02:47,724 Nice place. 828 01:03:00,206 --> 01:03:01,469 See you. 829 01:03:11,284 --> 01:03:14,081 You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens. 830 01:03:14,253 --> 01:03:16,983 You will cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives. 831 01:03:17,157 --> 01:03:21,115 Which could be the next 28 minutes, so get to loving and cherishing. 832 01:03:21,293 --> 01:03:23,956 And she can stay up as late as she want... 833 01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:26,758 ... and have cookies and candy and stuff. 834 01:03:37,644 --> 01:03:39,838 Four minutes to launch. 835 01:03:40,012 --> 01:03:41,947 Four minutes to launch. 836 01:03:42,648 --> 01:03:46,675 - Your ship is ready. - Good. Send it to Kyloth now. 837 01:03:50,056 --> 01:03:51,284 Ready, guys? 838 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:53,653 Lock and load, baby. 839 01:03:53,827 --> 01:03:55,487 - You ready, kid? - Kid? 840 01:03:55,662 --> 01:03:58,688 I saved the world from a Kreelon invasion. 841 01:03:58,865 --> 01:04:03,028 They're the Backstreet Boys of the universe. They throw snowballs? 842 01:04:03,804 --> 01:04:05,271 Know what you're doing? 843 01:04:05,438 --> 01:04:08,429 I'm about to attack one of the most feared aliens... 844 01:04:08,608 --> 01:04:11,873 ... with four worms and a mailman. Let's make it hot. 845 01:04:12,045 --> 01:04:13,307 No, no, wait! 846 01:04:19,085 --> 01:04:21,382 A code 101 lockdown! 847 01:04:21,554 --> 01:04:25,581 The building gets pressurized. Nothing in, nothing out. I knew that. 848 01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:27,784 Yeah, you knew. Front and center, worms! 849 01:04:27,961 --> 01:04:29,257 You got it. 850 01:04:35,902 --> 01:04:41,396 It's about time you guys got here. That lady is causing all kinds of hell. 851 01:05:01,728 --> 01:05:04,992 Yummy. Someone I need to eat. 852 01:05:05,197 --> 01:05:09,133 Get to the launch pad. The bracelet shows the departure point. 853 01:05:09,302 --> 01:05:11,293 - Do not come back for me. - What? 854 01:05:11,470 --> 01:05:14,166 Do not come back for me. 855 01:05:18,411 --> 01:05:22,507 - Worm guys, give me some cover fire. - Too scared, can't move. 856 01:05:32,191 --> 01:05:33,385 Go! 857 01:05:44,103 --> 01:05:47,039 - Limber. - Go to subcontrol panel 7-R-Delta. 858 01:05:47,206 --> 01:05:52,702 - Shut off power so they can't take off. - Can't. Too scared. 859 01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:56,273 - That way. - Away from the bullets. 860 01:05:56,449 --> 01:05:58,075 No problem. 861 01:06:12,731 --> 01:06:14,632 Nice to see you again, Kay. 862 01:06:18,905 --> 01:06:20,929 - Three minutes to launch. - Jay! 863 01:06:21,106 --> 01:06:23,302 Three minutes to launch. 864 01:06:23,809 --> 01:06:25,277 Hello, Jay. Long time. 865 01:06:25,445 --> 01:06:27,936 Jarra! What's up, man? You look great. 866 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:30,742 - What's it been? Five years? - And 42 days. 867 01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:33,249 You count every one when you're locked away. 868 01:06:33,286 --> 01:06:37,490 You shouldn't have tried to steal our ozone. Be there in one minute. 869 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:41,385 Over our dead titanium bodies! 870 01:06:41,561 --> 01:06:43,028 Two minutes. 871 01:06:49,668 --> 01:06:51,499 Let's play this one by ear. 872 01:06:54,307 --> 01:06:58,539 - I should have vaporized you before. - You really did love Lauranna. 873 01:06:58,711 --> 01:07:00,577 Didn't you, Kay? 874 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,905 You silly little man. 875 01:07:31,144 --> 01:07:33,202 Two minutes to launch. 876 01:07:35,148 --> 01:07:36,581 Just go, I'll be fine! 877 01:07:37,383 --> 01:07:39,874 What you talking about? I'm winning. 878 01:07:40,052 --> 01:07:44,079 Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly... 879 01:07:44,257 --> 01:07:47,054 ... and for making that many copies. Surrender! 880 01:07:47,260 --> 01:07:49,124 I want him in pieces. 881 01:07:51,798 --> 01:07:54,130 Jarra Jr. is going, going... 882 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,597 ... gone! 883 01:08:09,249 --> 01:08:11,842 - Rectum. - Damn near killed him! 884 01:08:12,017 --> 01:08:13,780 Never get tired of that one. 885 01:08:13,953 --> 01:08:16,581 - Where do we shut off the power? - Don't know. 886 01:08:22,628 --> 01:08:26,530 - I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute. - No, he won't. 887 01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:34,868 Down to one now, Jarra! 888 01:08:44,350 --> 01:08:46,716 Thirty seconds to launch. 889 01:08:54,828 --> 01:08:57,194 Fifteen seconds to launch. 890 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:02,226 Ten seconds to launch. 891 01:09:02,534 --> 01:09:03,762 Eight. 892 01:09:03,936 --> 01:09:05,267 Seven. 893 01:09:05,438 --> 01:09:06,802 Six. 894 01:09:06,972 --> 01:09:08,304 Five. 895 01:09:08,475 --> 01:09:09,600 Four. 896 01:09:09,775 --> 01:09:10,902 Three. 897 01:09:11,077 --> 01:09:12,168 Two. 898 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,614 Launch terminated. 899 01:09:16,082 --> 01:09:19,539 - What did you mean, leave you? - Well, he took your gun. 900 01:09:19,719 --> 01:09:22,551 Cracked your head. Slammed you across the room. 901 01:09:22,721 --> 01:09:26,783 - Half the time you were on your back. - Look, that's how I fight. 902 01:09:27,493 --> 01:09:29,962 You've lost, you insignificant speck. 903 01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:33,189 You've wasted 25 years of my time, and for what? 904 01:09:33,432 --> 01:09:37,460 The total annihilation of Zartha. All because you went mushy. 905 01:09:37,636 --> 01:09:41,868 I'll give you one last chance to surrender, you slimy invertebrate. 906 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:45,601 - What are you gonna do to stop me? - Not me. Him. 907 01:09:47,646 --> 01:09:49,944 Your flight's been canceled. 908 01:09:56,655 --> 01:10:01,092 Shut down power. Shut down power. Buttons, buttons. I'm guessing... . 909 01:10:01,261 --> 01:10:02,386 Yeah. 910 01:10:04,463 --> 01:10:06,728 - Worms! - Sorry. 911 01:10:11,804 --> 01:10:14,466 - Give me the bracelet. - I'm going with you. 912 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,337 Everybody in the car. Everybody. 913 01:10:30,523 --> 01:10:33,390 This bracelet is what everybody's been after? 914 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,288 It's often something small. 915 01:10:35,461 --> 01:10:39,123 It's not the Light. It tells us the departure point. 916 01:10:39,298 --> 01:10:41,493 If we don't get there in 11 minutes... 917 01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:44,728 ... that bracelet will go nuclear and destroy Earth. 918 01:10:44,904 --> 01:10:46,371 What?! 919 01:10:47,006 --> 01:10:47,994 Hello. 920 01:10:49,007 --> 01:10:50,565 - Wait. - I know what I'm doing. 921 01:11:06,024 --> 01:11:07,014 Damn. 922 01:11:08,728 --> 01:11:11,925 - Modified to hyper-speed! - Seat belts. 923 01:11:15,335 --> 01:11:16,359 What's that? 924 01:11:16,536 --> 01:11:19,936 At hyper-speed, you have to use the navigational stalk. 925 01:11:24,210 --> 01:11:29,273 Toggle switches for the ailerons. Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder. 926 01:11:33,685 --> 01:11:35,516 I just want you to know-- 927 01:11:35,688 --> 01:11:37,814 Hold on to that for one second. 928 01:11:41,394 --> 01:11:43,055 Computer, worms. 929 01:11:43,229 --> 01:11:48,222 I said, "Bitch, if you don't want me to kick your skinny Zone Diet ass... 930 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,269 - ... turn around and exit the planet. " - Frank, where are you? 931 01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:53,904 Main hall, egg display. 932 01:11:54,073 --> 01:11:56,939 We're taking fire. Kay pushed the red button. 933 01:11:57,109 --> 01:12:01,011 Computer at MiB can destroy bogey. I'll walk you through it. 934 01:12:03,248 --> 01:12:07,913 Jay? Frank. You were the best darn partner a Remoolian could ever have. 935 01:12:08,721 --> 01:12:09,983 Godspeed. 936 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:12,480 Frank? Frank? 937 01:12:13,493 --> 01:12:16,154 Okay, here we go, automatic pilot. 938 01:12:18,430 --> 01:12:22,595 - lt is not automatic piloting. - He doesn't operate at hyper-speed. 939 01:12:22,769 --> 01:12:26,170 - I could use a steering wheel! - This is what we got. 940 01:12:27,974 --> 01:12:30,908 - Didn't you ever have a Game Boy? - What's that? 941 01:12:31,077 --> 01:12:32,600 You know what? Move. 942 01:12:33,945 --> 01:12:36,278 That is not the navigational stalk! 943 01:12:48,261 --> 01:12:50,252 Okay, straight down. 944 01:12:54,966 --> 01:12:56,365 Idiots. 945 01:13:06,445 --> 01:13:09,243 Subway may not be the best place to lose her. 946 01:13:11,617 --> 01:13:13,083 - Where is he? - He? 947 01:13:13,485 --> 01:13:14,783 Jeff. Hang on! 948 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:18,078 Oops. 949 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,417 Teeth. 950 01:13:54,359 --> 01:13:57,351 Running out of time, Kay. Where is the Light? 951 01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:00,054 Right here. 952 01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:03,297 - What? - What, I'm the Light? 953 01:14:04,203 --> 01:14:06,797 - No. No way. - You have a planet to save. 954 01:14:06,972 --> 01:14:09,440 You're mistaken. I work at a pizzeria. 955 01:14:09,609 --> 01:14:13,568 Two days ago, I was running a post office. You are who you are. 956 01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:16,840 Laura, you are the Light. 957 01:14:17,015 --> 01:14:20,747 The leader of your people. Their spirit and their hope. 958 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,615 The power is within you to save a planet. 959 01:14:23,789 --> 01:14:28,726 I protected you until it was your time. Your time is now. 960 01:14:32,564 --> 01:14:36,331 You will save a world. You know things before they happen. 961 01:14:36,502 --> 01:14:38,595 - I'm a Libra. - You're Zarthan. 962 01:14:38,770 --> 01:14:43,002 - When you get sad, it rains. - Lots of people get sad when it rains. 963 01:14:43,309 --> 01:14:46,005 It rains because you're sad, baby. 964 01:15:39,231 --> 01:15:40,823 It's not fair. 965 01:15:46,739 --> 01:15:48,365 Never is. 966 01:15:50,141 --> 01:15:51,769 We are who we are... 967 01:15:51,944 --> 01:15:54,435 ... even if we sometimes forget. 968 01:16:03,855 --> 01:16:06,416 Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! 969 01:16:06,591 --> 01:16:08,320 Get back in the subway! Now! 970 01:16:14,867 --> 01:16:16,128 That's not good. 971 01:16:18,003 --> 01:16:19,528 Wait! No! 972 01:16:20,972 --> 01:16:22,304 Jay! 973 01:16:22,908 --> 01:16:27,346 I cannot emphasize strongly enough how much we need you on that transport. 974 01:16:28,747 --> 01:16:31,046 Laura! You have to go! 975 01:16:31,484 --> 01:16:32,849 Oh, jeez. 976 01:16:34,886 --> 01:16:37,685 Go. He's fine. He does this all the time. 977 01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:40,019 Nope! 978 01:16:42,395 --> 01:16:45,296 About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass. 979 01:16:45,698 --> 01:16:48,029 Laura! It's your destiny! 980 01:16:48,266 --> 01:16:50,200 I was talking, Kay! 981 01:16:51,703 --> 01:16:53,864 Hey! No biting. 982 01:16:55,608 --> 01:16:58,007 If you don't go, we all die. 983 01:17:01,212 --> 01:17:03,773 You're just as beautiful as your mother. 984 01:17:10,489 --> 01:17:12,752 Kay? A little help? 985 01:17:25,136 --> 01:17:26,262 Kay? 986 01:17:28,106 --> 01:17:30,631 Might I suggest a bigger gun? 987 01:17:57,168 --> 01:17:58,761 - Kid? - Yeah. 988 01:17:59,238 --> 01:18:02,570 - Thanks for bringing me back. - No problem. 989 01:18:03,175 --> 01:18:04,698 Why didn't you tell me? 990 01:18:04,877 --> 01:18:06,970 Would you have let her go? 991 01:18:28,434 --> 01:18:32,301 So, what's it like on the outside? Not doing this every day? 992 01:18:32,471 --> 01:18:33,904 It's nice. 993 01:18:34,073 --> 01:18:37,872 Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. 994 01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,506 I did miss this city. 995 01:18:44,749 --> 01:18:48,277 So Laura is Princess Lauranna's daughter. 996 01:18:50,189 --> 01:18:53,555 - Did y'all--? - MiB's a mess. Let's go, kid. 997 01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:55,587 Let's go? 998 01:18:55,761 --> 01:19:00,027 Thousands of people in New York and New Jersey saw our little event. 999 01:19:00,198 --> 01:19:04,568 Plan needs to be thought out. Plan needs to be cool. What you--? 1000 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,208 Kid, I'll get you trained yet. 1001 01:19:11,377 --> 01:19:12,900 I want one of those. 1002 01:19:13,078 --> 01:19:14,341 Damn! 1003 01:19:19,185 --> 01:19:20,378 - Hey. - Hey. 1004 01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:22,987 - How you doing? - I'm good. 1005 01:19:23,154 --> 01:19:27,682 We've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk? 1006 01:19:27,859 --> 01:19:29,417 - No. - I can help. 1007 01:19:29,595 --> 01:19:30,583 No. 1008 01:19:30,762 --> 01:19:31,820 Still sulking? 1009 01:19:31,997 --> 01:19:32,985 - No. - Yeah. 1010 01:19:33,164 --> 01:19:37,396 You miss her. It happens to all of us. I knew this hot young thing. 1011 01:19:37,569 --> 01:19:41,164 When our bodies were in the positions of the Kamasutra-- 1012 01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:42,636 Zed! 1013 01:19:43,074 --> 01:19:44,939 Come on, man! Damn! 1014 01:19:45,344 --> 01:19:47,038 I'll tell you about dames. 1015 01:19:47,212 --> 01:19:50,774 They say they want to be scratched, but they really want: 1016 01:19:50,983 --> 01:19:52,609 Hey! Frank. 1017 01:19:52,818 --> 01:19:55,514 What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice? 1018 01:19:55,688 --> 01:19:57,587 No. No advice. 1019 01:19:57,756 --> 01:19:59,314 No talking. 1020 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,221 Hell, no. 1021 01:20:01,392 --> 01:20:04,055 Fellas, I swear, I'm fine. 1022 01:20:05,029 --> 01:20:07,828 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 1023 01:20:08,367 --> 01:20:11,962 - I brought them from Grand Central. - Why put them in my locker? 1024 01:20:12,137 --> 01:20:14,470 I thought it would put things in perspective. 1025 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:17,336 It's kind of sad. We need to let them out. 1026 01:20:17,510 --> 01:20:20,707 They need to know the world is bigger than that. 1027 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,369 Still a rookie. 1028 01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:26,743 Whoa.